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The second quarter bumbles to a close, with Philly unable to secure a rebound and Portland unable to score. We wind up at 49 – 43. There’s a unicycle on-court, and I’m hoping it’s the asian lady with the bowls, but it’s “Roberto the Magnificent.” We’ll see how he does.
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Roberto sports a Blazer jersey with his name on it. I wonder if he has one for each city he visits? And is the number 3 supposed to balance him between Blazerdom and Allen Iverson fanage? Hard to say, but his soundtrack is a pretty strange mix of the dramatic (theme from 2001) and swingin’ jazz. He’s currently balancing on a board that’s on a roller, spinning a saw on his hardhat and juggling hammers. But I keep thinking he’ll start stripping at any moment. Just seems like a stripper to me. Like a cross between a New York Doll and a Chippendale dancer.

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